You’ve firmly resolved to get back in shape and this time you mean it. You’ve done the research on diet and exercise and found an eating regimen that you’re sure will work. You’ve also ordered your new Nordic Track Elliptical or Pro Form Treadmill, and maybe some other pieces of exercise equipment and accessories. Man, this really is going to be the year. You’re going to look like a god – or goddess – by the poolside, you just know it!
Then the boxes arrive on your doorstep and you slowly begin to realize that before you can assume your lofty poolside throne, you’re going to have to get a degree in Fitness Equipment Assembly first.